Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has entered the building! Yes, it’s true people will be talking about their Elvis sightings at Orchards Ace Hardware. In keeping with the “We’ve got everything” idea, we now stock Elvis keyblanks! Yes you can come in and get your Kwikset or Schlage housekey cut on your favorite of several Elvis images. The keys are really fun, and the images are great!

You just have to decide if you want to be a hunka, hunka Kwikset key, or if you love me lockset, open the door, never lock me out. Perhaps you ‘aint nothing but a deadbolt, lockin’ up the door. Now don’t be cruel to key cut true, but if it’s not cut true you can return to locksmith, this key won’t work. And now everybody in the whole cell block can unlock the jailhouse lock.

my apologies to the King,

Clark